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Physics Jokes

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31 cringe-worthy science jokes and puns - Business Insider

Create an account on Neowin to contribute and support the site. According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow. At the speed of light, relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. John Bobbitt would understand; but Mr Bobbitt had his penis sewn back on, whereas a penis lost to a black hole is a penis lost forever. If the penis is not lost to a black hole, it will be lost to the uncaring force of friction.
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Scientists tell us their favourite jokes: 'An electron and a positron walked into a bar…'

Also, XKCD. First was on the I Can Has Cheezburger site and now here. My two favorite sites! Loved, loved those quantum physics comics.
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Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are. I heard this joke at a physics conference in Les Arcs I was at the top of a mountain skiing at the time, so it was quite apt. It was explained to me that it was first told by a Nobel prize-winning experimental physicist by way of indicating how out-of-touch with the real world theoretical physicists can sometimes be. Jeff Forshaw , professor of physics and astronomy, University of Manchester.
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  •   Goltikora October 10, 2018
    The guy litteraly sounds like a minecraft villager throughout the whole video, cant stop laughin.
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  •   Duzragore November 11, 2018
    Comment at which minute you came or cried, nobody will know which one you did lol Love you!!
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