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Despite the fact that the majority of us exist as a result of our parents having sex, there is nothing more horrifying than being forced to remember the fact that the people you call Mom and Dad once rubbed genitals with each other. Even if not walking in on the parents mid-thrust, stumbling across artifacts of their carnal predilections can be a reality-shifting event in the life of a child. Possibly more so, because it's evidence that they're having something other than vanilla, procreational, missionary sex. We asked people to tell us about stumbling upon the toys, costumes, porn, or other erotic doo-dads that forced them to imagine their progenitors bumping uglies.
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Horrifying Stories of People Finding Their Parents' Sex Toys

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No, thanks. I inhaled one episode after another the way Carrie feasted on cupcakes from the Magnolia Bakery in Greenwich Village. Something so cute and pink and magical could only be fictional, right? As I got older, about 13 or 14, my mom and I began to watch the later seasons together. Carrie had become a heroine to me: smart, free, and totally imperfect. As far as I was concerned, my mom was asexual.
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16 Practical Things Moms Use Their Sex Toys For After Having Kids

If you cannot figure out how to blow-dry your hair while also putting socks on a toddler, guess whose hair is going to be forming mini-icicles on the walk to the train? So you learn to cook dinner while on a conference call; You return work emails while waiting to drop your kid s off at school; Your capacity to hold things—both literally and metaphorically—expands beyond anything you previously imagined would be possible: 5 grocery bags, a baby, a toddler, their backpacks, and your purse, all while keeping a hand free to unlock the front door? Another thing that happens when you become a parent is that any semblance of fuck-giving just
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But, whether you live with your mum, or you've moved out, there's always the worry that someone will stumble upon your sex toy stash. And, for many of us awkward Brits, the very idea of our mothers finding our goody drawer is enough to put us off masturbation for life. As some of us know, moving out of your parents' house does not make you immune to the "stealth" tidy; the lovely, but mildly annoying moment a parent decides to tidy up for you, even when you're a grown-ass adult. Unfortunately, mums have a knack for discovering things we don't want them to know or see.
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  •   Samujin March 3, 2019
    Its not a problem when your not endowed with a huge cock and you want to please the woman that you love.
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  •   Munris September 9, 2018
    I know a similar video from brazzers starring Dillion Harper where she does the same thing while in math class.
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  •   Gardara November 11, 2019
    Does anyone read all the comments?
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